Bullies By God, Philosophy

Philosophy

Many have strong "Alpha" attitudes and it takes a strong willed person willing to keep them in their proper place. If you do not take the lead, they will.
They are not normally good around other pets unless you take time to teach them to be social. Failure to do so will result in major problems. My suggestion is to own only one Bully as a pet or keep them separated when you are not present. Treat every new encounter with another animal with the assumption that they do not like each other and it will keep everyone happy.
Raising Bullies are not for the faint hearted or inexperienced. Some commonly kill or eat their own young if left unattended. Hey! don't gross out, hogs, hamsters and rabbits do the same thing.
Some become very over-protective of you or your family, especially if kept in the house all the time. Socialize them with people in and out of the home
Many are like little termites, if they can get it in their mouths, they will chew it. Keep toys for them to chew on, otherwise you may come home with only three legs on your table. They can easily turn firewood into matchsticks.

I do not want to discourage you from owning a Bully but if you can meet the above requirements, then here are a just a few of the rewards:

They will break their necks to satisfy you. If you have not seen them do a 360 degree in mid-air, then you just haven't seen real gymnastics. They can climb like a little monkey, dig like a mole and fear nothing.
They act like little four year old clowns and will keep you entertained.
Once you own one, you will probably never be happy with another breed. They have such a personality, that they almost seem human.
They are very pain tolerant so children cannot hurt them.
They will adapt to most any amount of room they are confined in.
They do not bark unless something real is causing it.

For Dogs

When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by Nascar and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping. They can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but doggy sarcasm.
My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog's butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.

Rules for non-pet owners who visit and like to complain about our pets.

The dog lives here. You don't.
If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
I like my dog a lot better than I like most people.
To you, she's a dog, to me she's an adopted daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the pups.